Los Angeles Drummer Discovers The Missing Link to Insane Tornado Like Chops, Previously Known Only to Cleveland’s Anonymous ‘Old School’ Jazz Cats from the 1920’s and 30’s

In just 1 evening you can learn the easiest way to rocket around your kit like a high velocity tornado. Look out Steve Smith and Mike Portnoy!

Dear Friend,

This startling discovery by one of Cleveland’s most anonymous “old school” jazz cats supercharged my hands in just one evening. I thought I was doing everything right until he shared his secret. A secret that was the missing link to insane “tornado” like chops. A secret that allowed old – geriatric drummers, who even suffered from arthritis, to consistently blow away young, cocky drummers when it came to soloing around the kit. I began to control my sticks stick like a machine gun. No wasted motion or energy as I now fly around my kit like a high velocity tornado.

Listen, at first most will laugh at this secret… dismissing it. Saying… “It’s to simple. You gotta use the Moeller Method or play French grip style.” Horse crap. None of that matters at all because…

The secrets to moving around your kit like a Tornado is based off just a few easy to master secrets. Most guys don’t believe me when I say this… so I prove it to them. And I’ll prove it to you too. It won’t take but a minute.  Read these testimonials

Berklee Graduate Speaks Out.

I’m a Berklee Graduate, and professional drummer for over 28 years.  Needless to say, I was skeptical when I read Joe Stronsick’s ads in Modern Drummer and Drum magazine.  And when I listened to his FREE CD and read through the testimonials from well-known drummers, I did what most people do… NOTHING.

But I kept listening and eventually I thought, “what the heck,” I’ll try it out and see what happens.  I figured if Joe was full of it, at the very least I could let my students now that it was bull and prevent any of them from being taken for a ride.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered Joe’s methods work.  I made the changes to my kit and already I saw an improvement in the ease and efficiency of my playing. I was able to use the Tornado Chops techniques immediately.  I am teaching my students this method because it has them blaze around the kit..

I’m currently using Joe Stronsick’s Ballistic Bass Drumming System, Both Isotonik System for Hand and Feet, and the Tornado Chops techniques.  I have seen great increases in speed, endurance and creativity of my drumming since I’ve started using Joe Stronsick’s methods.

Paul Stowell
Manchester, NH

“The day I got your Tornado Chops Package, I watched the video and one hour later I was already doing some of the things in it. It is an amazing concept that is easy to learn. I would like to thank you for putting all these amazing concepts out there for people like me to learn.  I can’t find anything like your videos.  I am blown away by the Tornado Chops and can’t wait to see what you have coming out next.”

Bob Carroll
Stratford CT

“I recently bought your Tornado Chops package because I was curious to see if it would give me the chops of some of my favorite drummers – Mike Portnoy and Danny Carey. I got to say… I was able to double my speed and fluidity around my drum set. My band mates asked me how I was able to get faster. I told them and they said it sounds like Joe Ballistic knows how to turn your into an animal. What a compliment. I look forward to getting even faster, like those old school jazz cats and dusting the competition.”

Brett Masons
Rochester, NY

Here’s the story:

There is an old school jazz cat from Cleveland Ohio named Harry Damas.  Harry and his other “golden years” friends consistently, night after night, wiped the floor with much younger ‘seasoned pros’ who thought they were great.

It All Happened At The Famous Bop Stop, Located In Cleveland Ohio, Where Drummers Were Eaten Alive Faster Than A Great White On A Feeding FRENZY.

Listen, the mecca of drummers from all over would come in droves to this little smoky jazz club in Cleveland. If you thought you had chops and could play… this was your stomping ground. Yes, I was one of these drummers that tried to go there and impress everyone with my flashy chops. Of course I turned red in the face when I was eaten alive by these “old school” jazz cats that were well into their late 60’s and 70’s. They’re playing was as hot as firecrackers and I remember sputtering to my friends, “How in the heck are those seniors blazin’ around the kit like that?

After a couple more nights up at the bob stop, watching… not playing anymore of course, I decided to buy this cat named Harry Damas a drink, actually a coke, and get to the bottom of what he was doing. Here’s what I found out.

Harry Damas’ secret relied on your arms natural motion to act like a bull whip. This is what will allows you to hardly practice and guarantees you move around the kit like a tornado. This is NOT the Moeller Technique or French Grip (these methods will never give you that Buddy Rich, tornado-like speed around the kit). It is though… the most effective and fastest “secret” to baling around the kit… period. It was developed by these “old school” jazz cats and can turbo charge your chops in one evening.

You’ll never have to spend hours a day trying to build up the muscles in your fingers or wrists. And best of all… you can double your speed and be sure that when you’re in your late 70’s you can still outplay drummer in their 20’s. But obviously you’re asking…

Why Haven’t I Heard Of This Secret Before?

For one simple reason. Jazz is dying AND… Rock is king. Today we are bombarded with musicians on MTV, VH1 and the Radio that have no REAL talent. And with each passing day… the sticking secrets of these “old school” jazz cats, including Buddy Rich, are being buried (if you know what I’m saying) and replaced by young “rock” instructors who think practicing rudiments everyday FOR HOURS ON END will give you speed. This is why…

So Few, If Any, Drummers Can Bail Around Their Kits
Like Steve Smith, Buddy Rich and Other Legendary “Old School” Jazz Cats.

Right from the start I was blown away by the concepts you taught in the Tornado Chops package. I had to jump on my set right away to try them out.  Now a month later, I am able to tornado all over every piece of my set. It’s no wonder why those Jazz guys were still amazing at 80 years old.  You definitely changed the way I play.  The results are AWESOME!

Eric Kempf

“Your Tornado Chops package is awesome.  I figured out more stuff watching this video than any other video I have watched or book I’ve read.  Being a huge Neil Pert and John Bonham fan, I discovered how they do some of the stuff that they manage to pull off.  Your video really cleared up a lot of things I’ve been wondering about.  Thanks and keep the stuff coming.

Dave Haduck

“To be honest, I can tell that this is some pretty crazy stuff.  It helped me out almost instantaneously.  I was a big fan of how you spelled everything out in its simplicity on the video.  You allowed the material to be learned and understood at a pace that could be followed by anyone much like the other material I bought from you, Ballistic Bass Drumming and the One Handed Roll.”

“If it were up to me I’d only show this information to your “Ballistic Drummers.”  NOT the general public.  I pride myself on being a good drummer, I’ve won drummer of the year and I love finding new techniques to have up my sleeves such as the Tornado Chops and One Handed Roll.”

“I haven’t told anyone about the lessons I purchased from you, including the obvious “Ballistic Bass Drumming, One Hand Roll, Isotonik System and now the Tornado Chops for the reason that I don’t play to be shown up by every other drummer with $300 for a kit and a pair of sticks.  Keep doing what you’re doing and know that crazies like me really appreciate it.

Travis James Vadnais

I am very blessed to have personally studied with Harry Damas. And what he revealed to me about bolting around the kit like a tornado will trigger a dopamine dump. You know that “feel good” sensation from finally having the chops that scare seasoned drummers away (just like at the Bop Stop). So you gotta check out this exciting package that I put together that reveals everything I privately learned from the master himself.

Here’s the deal: You don’t need to be good already, you don’t have to play traditional (both match grip and tradition grip work) and you don’t need to spend hours, days or months conditioning and reconditioning your hands. You can be weak, deaf, blind as a bat and totally uncoordinated… and STILL learn the secret to tornado chops™ that will earn you INSTANT RESPECT anywhere you go. Guaranteed.

You’ve Never Seen This Kind Of Speed Before Or Heard These Kind Of
Ear Pleasing Melodies Around The Kit!

Make no mistake – this is totally unique stuff that needs to be released to drummers of our time (in a very… and I mean very limited quantity of course). You’ll learn:

  1. The extremely powerful Bull-Whip action. It’s NOT Moeller or French Grip. It’s the motion used by “old school” jazz cats to tornado around the kit. Your speed will ignite faster than a spark plug… starting tonight.
  2. The 3000 year old pyramid secret from Egypt these jazz cats figured out that causes the velocity of your sticks to triple.
  3. Why this “secret” is the fastest way to unleash your true potential. It’s so simple to learn and extremely powerful. You’ll get it down in ONE evening.
  4. How to rocket around your toms like a high velocity tornado, even if your clumsy, slow, out of shape, deaf or have arthritis. No more muscling it, or sweating buckets, or torquing your body to get to the low tom.
  5. How to instantly turn your hands into little “whirlwinds” capable of playing more notes with less strokes.
  6. Why every drummer today over-EXTENDS their limbs and wastes motion. See how these jazz cats stayed locked into their own bodies magical 12″ egg shaped pattern. Fully explained.
  7. Insane solos you can learn in 11 minutes that would cause even pro players mouths to drop. I played one for Kenny Aronoff and he quickly jumped out of his seat and asked how I did it
  8. Linear vs Circular motion – which one to use on each specific tom and why.
  9. 6, 9, and 12 circles of velocity. Going from snare to tom to cymbals and back again without a drop of sweat. The real reason why these legendary jazz cats were so fast.
  10. The right way to set up your drums that 98.9% of drummers always get wrong.
  11. Find out why Buddy Rich was so freakin’ fast? Yes he had great fingers and wrists but there’s one “missing link” that you’ve never been told… until now.
  12. How a Hawaiian street brawlers “speed hitting” discovery proves that this part of your arm is the “key” to moving around the toms so fast. Proof: He can hit a guy 17 times in a second and drummers have used this discovery to hit 6 ascending and descending toms, 29 times in a second. Holy smokes.
  13. The exact time to practice that will not only increase your speed around the kit but add more creativity to your playing. The legends always did it this way yet it’s totally opposite of what you have ever been told.
  14. The Bermuda Triangle Concept… you’ll need your ruler for this one. Reveals the 3 positions your toms should at that no one has talked about before… Hint: these positions follow your own “meridian” lines and guarantees smooth sailing around your kit.
  15. The “Imploding Principle” that made these jazz cats such legends.
  16. A little known seating position that will have in perfect alignment with your set.
  17. A little known and FUN secret of how wearing sunglasses can increase your speed.
  18. The 3 “old school” sticking patterns – never explained like this. They allow you to stop practicing while you’ll still fly around the toms. You could literally go on a one year vacation, come back and still move around the kit like a tornado.
  19. How to use this one common house-hold item to be able to tornado around your kit in one evening
  20. 7 incredible solo’s to drive your drum instructor completely insane while looking like it’s a walk in the park.
  21. Why chewing gum makes you faster. It’s a proven fact that drummers bite down on their teeth when playing. This puts tension throughout the whole upper torso causing it to squeeze the brakes on your arms. So simply chew gum to relax your jaw so your limbs can build up speed as they coast around the kit.
  22. The only style of music you should listen to build up your “tornado chops” Hint: It’s not jazz or rock music. It’s actually a strange type of music that will almost make you cry.
  23. Did you know there are 3 specific positions your elbows must be in relation to each tom… this is one of the most “jealously guarded speed secrets” professional drummer refuse to tell anyone. Fully Diagramed and Explained for the first time on VIDEO. You gotta see this
  24. What these Old School jazz cats called the “Bomb Shell”. It was used to finish off solos with standing ovations. Use it the next time you play out and see what happens.
  25. You’ll gain a new enthusiasm for playing you never thought you’d see.
  26. The thumb… you can really gain more velocity by moving it to this position on the stick. Hint. It turns your thumb into an”afterburner” that allows you to increase volume and speed with no extra effort.
  27. The 3 deadly sins most drummers make. There’s one sin for each tom.
  28. The most ergonomic way to move around the toms… guaranteed.
  29. And lots more. You really do have to see this for yourself.

BUT there’s a catch.

This is NOT a video on just plain single strokes. Wait… let me put it this way… if you’re a drummer that’s obsessed with single strokes and strange exotic – impossible to learn sticking patterns… then this isn’t for you. BUT if you want SPEED DEFYING HANDS to rocket around your kit like a tornado… AND play like no one has ever heard before, (except listening to Buddy Rich, Harry Damas, or these other old school jazz cats) then you need to order the Tornado Chops™ system today. Listen…

This is what I’ve arranged for you.

The Tornado Chops System consists of 2 CD’s, Notation and the Amazing Tornado Chops™ Video. It is all packaged together, and since you could only get this information from an old “alive” jazz cat like Harry Damas, I should charge over $300 for this package. That’s a low ball park figure in what it cost me in private lesson fees with him to get a hold of this information. But you won’t have to pay that. In fact there’s going to be a lot of big name drummers that will be mad at me releasing this “all secrets revealed” Tornado Chops™ package, because it instantly puts you in the same class as them, for the cost of 2 private lessons. Only $129 bucks. But you don’t risk a penny, because you also get a special…

100% No Risk Money-Back Guarantee… Back Loaded With A FREE CD
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Click the button above to order. Or if you prefer, pick up the phone and (805) 242-3786 and place your order on our secure voicemail. And remember… You can take a full month to “test drive” this material. If you decide it’s not for you – for any reason whatsoever – just return the video and one CD (in any condition) and I’ll immediately send you a full refund. But… I want you to KEEP one of the CD’s. As my gift to you. And… you can choose WHICH CD you keep.

I’ve kept this legendary and spectacular jazz cats secret, I learned from Harry Damas, to myself for years… using it in clinics to have drummers mouths just drop when I tornado around the kit. I’ve never made such a generous offer like this before. You CAN’T FIND this information anywhere else. Unless you studied from him or one of these “old school” jazz cats before they died.

So what I’m saying is that this is something that any serious drummer would give an arm and a leg to possess… and you get to keep one CD, FREE, no matter what.

So again click here to order or call (805) 242 3786 anytime. You can use your credit card or ATM. Or if you prefer to pay by check or money order just make it payable to: Stronsick Solutions 1646 Diana Dr Brunswick OH 44212

Just hurry, all right?

Sincerely

Joe “Ballistic” Stronsick

PS. As drummers get older, 85% of their solo’s are on the snare… because… they don’t KNOW THE SECRET. Next time you watch any drummer over 50 you’ll see what I mean. But with this secret, you’ll see how these geriatric “old school cats,” who even had arthritis, flew around their toms like a banshee tornado. It’s a concept that baffles most drummers… until they understand the secret. Order today.

PSS. If you look at the testimonials from drummers who were smart enough to take a chance and order you’ll see they’re telling me to keep this a secret. They want me to really put a limit on how many Tornado Chops™ packages I release into the public. Maybe I will. But for now, you have a real chance to get the violent speed around the kit that lets drummers know you’ve arrived. Order today.